La o clinica de tratament pentru batrani

Ionel Balica




 La o clinica de tratament pentru batrani, inainte de a se interna, batranii trebuiau sa mearga la un medic care le dadea sfaturi in functie de boala si buzunar.

Intra primul batran si doctorul il intreaba:
– Ce pensie ai?
– 2.500.000
– De la masa sa nu-ti lipseasca friptura, sticla cu vin si fructele.
Al doilea avea pensia: 1.000.000.
– De la masa sa nu-ti lipseasca legumele.
Al treilea cu pensia de 300.000
– Tataie, aer, cat mai mult aer….


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